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Date: Jun 11, 2009

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A WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute gymnastic nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a bar on a golf course and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. The End __________________ I am and will always be ... Just Me https://www.goherbalife.com/jhead1/en-US/Page/1

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