Only girlfriends can understand this one. This is a specially formulated
diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the
day.   It's times like these we gotta hang together.  Read through to
the bottom - I couldn't take a chance on this one - I'm five pounds away
from goal.

Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Snack
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts. (I didn't realize
this!)