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Beer Please

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Did You hear


Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'.



-- Edited by straight up at 01:58, 2008-12-07

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Hahahahahaha!!

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came home from work one day and saw that my wife was packing a suitcase. I asked her what she was doing,

she said she was going to las vegas, she said she could get 400 dollars a shot for what she was giving me for nothing.

I said allright and I started packing,

she asked me what I was doing,

I said that I was going to las vegas to . she asked what for

I said to watch you live off of 800 dollars a year.


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Good one. :)



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