If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? BOTH
Can you cry under water? yes, but for a very short period of time.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Depends on durning the time you were important, how many things/people you secretly assassinated yourself.
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? No, in order to make the everything bliss, cloths are simply removed so everything is easier!!!!
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Square people order them!
What disease did cured ham actually have? Life!
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Most people have their noises in the air all day, and natural just strive for what they see most.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Because generally, people are idiots and like the sound of something more than how much sense it makes!
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? To those who still hear someone talk about it!
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? People in movies are "in" the "in crowd". People on TV are "on" a want to be list!
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Perspective! A trait people actually don't seem to do naturally so they goto speical places and pay to do it!
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Who would someone want to spend another second having to see your naked ass?!
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Points!
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If a toaster is heavily used, then the termostat is already at a point in which it thinks it's half done when you start, so you have to turn it up to make it cook longer.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Same reason prince actually had albums.
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? A hearse can do whatever it wants becuase everyone is preoccupied with thinking, "better them than me", then to worry about what the car is doing!
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? He was "trapped" on an island with 2 hot babes! What would you choose to know how to do?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Same reason some black people can dance as soon as they are born, and some whites never can!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Personnal goals!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Clue: The price of baby oil dropped by 800% when they leaglized abortion? :)
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? In America, Yes
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? In order to find out a truth, research is needed. The theory that everyone should hand you everything you need and want is wrong.
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ANUS. (URANUS) Same reason the chicken crossed the road. (Changes everytime someone asks, and is one of the dumbest questions ever asked!)
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Try a tic-tac and try again!
Well, everything has answers. It's just that not all answers are good ones. And fewer still are there good questions anymore. So, take that, with the fact that basic sense of right and wrong are pretty much killed off these days, I will answer any question and sleep good about it! :)
