Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded fromGirlfriend 7.0toWife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition,Wife 1.0installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such asPoker Night 10.3,Football 5.0,Going To The Pub 7.5, andSoftball 3.6 I can't seem to keepWife 1.0in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back toGirlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work onWife 1.0.
Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men often complain about.
Many people upgrade fromGirlfriend 7.0toWife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is anOPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to runEVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to deleteWife 1.0 and to return toGirlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back toGirlfriend 7.0becauseWife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in yourWife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keepWife 1.0and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background applicationYes Dear 2.7to alleviate your program problems.
The best course of action is to enter the commandC:\APOLOGIZE!because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! Wife 1.0 does come with several support programs, such asClean and Sweep 3.0,Cook It 1.5, andDo Bills 4.2
However,be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the programNag Nag9.5 Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance ofWife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommendFlowers 2.1 andDiamonds 5.0 WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, installSecretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and willcause irreversible damage to the operating system! Best of luck, Tech Support
