So I'm sitting at the slot machine at my favorite casino .... minding my own business ... having a few drinks with IO when I run out of cash in the slot I was playing ....
So I turn toward her while she finishes her game ... and we talk for a little while .....
When she gets done .... I tell her ..." I think I'll go out to my truck for a while ... get a blow job and crash out " ....
Just about then ... A little old lady jumps up from behind me .... gives us a dirty look and storms off .... Where the hell did she come from ...
IO just hangs her head and shakes it from side to side ....
First off ... IO should be used to me by now ...
And secondly .... it wasn't to long ago that little old lady was goober smooching herself ... so what's the hell is her problem ....
Damn .... can't a guy get drunk and shout obscene crap at his own wife any more .... damn ....
Any way ... went and sat at the bar awhile ... meet some cool chicks and finished off our buzz ....
Oh, good grief..dont wask what it is. He will tell us.
The old lady looked at you like that because she probably thought you were being disrespectful, numb nut. Its called judging..we all do it. Or she simply does not like the word blowjob. Had you acted like James Bond, looked at your watch and said. Well, look at that, I believe its time for my 9 o clock round of fellatio......I must go, now. Toodles, ,my dear."
I would have laughed, spitting up my drink all over you had I heard you say that.
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Yeah, I would have definitely wondered if you were being deliberately disrespectful. We old ladies only like to hear blowjob talk from the guys we give or would like to give blowjobs to. Hearing strange guys talk about blowjobs is...well...icky.
Yeah, I would have definitely wondered if you were being deliberately disrespectful. We old ladies only like to hear blowjob talk from the guys we give or would like to give blowjobs to. Hearing strange guys talk about blowjobs is...well...icky.
Well she ought not sneak up on people ....
Oh and Moldy ....
I'll send you a pm with especially graphic details on what a goober smoocher is ...
Edit - and btw, SU. You can say things about blow jobs in front of me. When I said "strange guys" I meant guys I don't know. Not guys who are strange like you are strange.
