We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
'You're next.'
Hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
OMFG, it appears...... i think you need an avatar that says fuck me...oh wait...you already have one...
Yeah, but don't call her a whore, tramp, slut or anything else along those lines, it gets to be a big hassle and takes up a lot of your time all the while nothing gets accomplished.