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yummy

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Guts and Balls


Difference between 'guts' and 'balls'

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed
below...


GUTS

Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'


BALLS
Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say:

'You're next.'


Hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death.

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LOL

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Sweet -n- Sassy

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*giggles*

I got that one a while back ahd literly had tears in my eyes at the time.


smile

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OMFG, it appears...... i think you need an avatar that says fuck me...oh wait...you already have one...

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plush wrote:

OMFG, it appears...... i think you need an avatar that says fuck me...oh wait...you already have one...


Yea, texaschickeee does have an F***able avatar! Is that what she looks like?biggrin



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She's in net friends ... but I'm not saying which one is her ....

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plush wrote:

OMFG, it appears...... i think you need an avatar that says fuck me...oh wait...you already have one...


BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Have I mentioned lately how much I love the way you think Plush?



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guts or balls?



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Beer Please

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You need both to handle that .....

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Shits-n-Woods

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straight up wrote:

You need both to handle that .....




you forgot to add totally blind as well!!  dohdoh



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bear wrote:

straight up wrote:

You need both to handle that .....




you forgot to add totally blind as well!!  dohdoh



LOL...who are you, bear? I missed your intro..do I know you?

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He's Woody's twin brother .....

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NINJA MOM

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straight up wrote:

He's Woody's twin brother .....




Oh, Goody!



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Stupid is as Stupid Does

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plush wrote:

OMFG, it appears...... i think you need an avatar that says fuck me...oh wait...you already have one...



Yeah, but don't call her a whore, tramp, slut or anything else along those lines, it gets to be a big hassle and takes up a lot of your time all the while nothing gets accomplished. weirdface



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Moldy wrote:

straight up wrote:

He's Woody's twin brother .....




Oh, Goody!




I am????? weirdface I thought I was an only childconfused



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