Door to Door

straight up · Beer Please

RE: Door to Door

sparky · The Girls Love Me

Well, I turned up at a girls door one day and she was just like the girl in the video, at least she had the short towel around her, but she never dropped it.

Anyway I went in and proceeded to follow her around the house as she showed me what rooms needed measuring, my mind do overtime.

After measuring everything, she said she would pop in to the shop later that day to choose the carpets, I offered to take her there and then, she said she needed to shower, I said I would wait, so I did.

Meanwhile her little boy decided he would start getting all her sexy undies out to show me.

I never did see anything though, and the carpet fitters fucked up the fitting of the carpet and things turned a bit nasty when she turned up at the shop days later with a thug to back her up.

Unfortunately I had met the thug in a snooker hall the night before, never knew there was a connection at the time, but I myself had a row with him in the snooker hall, which never made matters any better.

Then to make matters worse, he started drinking in my local pub soon after as well, but after a while we became mates, so all was good in the end.

But I never got to shag the girl though.

sparky · The Girls Love Me

Now trying to think if I did actually see any nudity in that job.

Went to measure up a shop full of women and girls, that was fun, they loved having a fresh faced 19 year old in their shop.

(Had a 17 year old sales assistant working in my shop, she was fun to work with)

Moldy · NINJA MOM

Is Snooker Hall a fancy British place to pick up snookers?
We call them hookers over here.

sparky · The Girls Love Me

Are you for real?

Don't you guys have snooker?

Snooker as in pool like game.

Or was you just being smart?

Moldy · NINJA MOM

sparky wrote:

Are you for real?

Don't you guys have snooker?

Snooker as in pool like game.

Or was you just being smart?

ME? Being smart?

Never!

We don't have a snooker hall over here.....maybe a Billiard Hall, if you are a fancy shmansy kind of person.....or "we play pool at the bar." I like to play pool and wish we had room for a pool table in our house....no such luck.

I really did not know what a snooker was....sounds like hooker so I went with that.

-- Edited by Moldy at 19:46, 2007-03-15

sparky · The Girls Love Me

I liked your connection anyway, sounded good, and yes, snooker is like pool and billiards, but snooker is played on a twelve foot table and in a different way than pool which is played on a six foot table, not sure about billiards, I have never played it.

straight up · Beer Please

I used to shoot a half way decent game of pool ..... but that was a long time ago .... Now I feel more like I just whack at the balls while I drink my beer when I actually get the chance ....

Moldy · NINJA MOM

I am not sure about Billiards either...someone should look that up, so we can know. Hint hint.....

I am not that great at pool, but I try and it is so much fun.

entre · Snickers

sparky wrote:

straight up wrote:

Worked for me anyway .... I think they planned it .....
Really, I thought maybe she always had a camera pointing at her front door.

-- Edited by entre at 16:36, 2007-03-16

buttercup · Awesome

sparky wrote:

Well, I turned up at a girls door one day and she was just like the girl in the video, at least she had the short towel around her, but she never dropped it.

Anyway I went in and proceeded to follow her around the house as she showed me what rooms needed measuring, my mind do overtime.

After measuring everything, she said she would pop in to the shop later that day to choose the carpets, I offered to take her there and then, she said she needed to shower, I said I would wait, so I did.

Meanwhile her little boy decided he would start getting all her sexy undies out to show me.

I never did see anything though, and the carpet fitters fucked up the fitting of the carpet and things turned a bit nasty when she turned up at the shop days later with a thug to back her up.

Unfortunately I had met the thug in a snooker hall the night before, never knew there was a connection at the time, but I myself had a row with him in the snooker hall, which never made matters any better.

Then to make matters worse, he started drinking in my local pub soon after as well, but after a while we became mates, so all was good in the end.

But I never got to shag the girl though.

Gee Sparky, that story started out like a porno movie.

At least, from what I've heard about porno movies, of course.

sparky · The Girls Love Me

buttercup wrote:

Gee Sparky, that story started out like a porno movie.

I guess it did a bit. LOL

Shame it never ended up like one. :(

buttercup wrote:

At least, from what I've heard about porno movies, of course.

Yeah, Yeah.

Katscratch · Spank Me

buttercup wrote:

Gee Sparky, that story started out like a porno movie.

At least, from what I've heard about porno movies, of course.

.........

Not dear, sweet Buttercup???

??? Noooooo, never......

........YAH...RIGHT!

.....

sparky · The Girls Love Me

She has probably watched more porno's than the rest of us put together. LOL.

Her sweet and innocent image is just a front, I reckon.

buttercup · Awesome

Katscratch wrote:

buttercup wrote:

Gee Sparky, that story started out like a porno movie.

At least, from what I've heard about porno movies, of course.

.........

Not dear, sweet Buttercup?????? Noooooo, never......

........YAH...RIGHT! .....

Hahahahaha!

buttercup · Awesome

sparky wrote:

She has probably watched more porno's than the rest of us put together. LOL.

Her sweet and innocent image is just a front, I reckon.

Haha! I am sweet! Just remember though, even on the brightest and sunniest of days, it's nighttime somewhere in the world. In other words, everyone has at least a small bit of a dark side.

-- Edited by buttercup at 09:22, 2007-03-18

sparky · The Girls Love Me

Haha, yeah, I guess.

Nice way to put it bc.