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BatBallandGloveGirl


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I hate door to door sales people,people who belong to all this organizations,etc......

They just do not understand NO. I think when they knock on the door and someone answers the door. Hearing no is not in their vocabulary.

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BBB ... Did you get one of thoes people that stick there foot in the door and wont go away kinda things today ?....

I feel your pain ...

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Put a discreet sign on your door that says "No solicitors."  Or just don't open the door if you're not expecting anyone or don't recognize the person.

-- Edited by buttercup at 23:33, 2007-03-08

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About twenty years ago ... I used to be a milk man .... My boss, used to run house to house twenty years before that .... According to him .... Women used to love when the milk man stopped by to make a delivery ....

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sparky


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My brother used to be a milkman, and I used to help him when I was a kid. He never once got his leg over, yet he was often invited in for a cup of tea.

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buttercup wrote:

Put a discreet sign on your door that says "No solicitors."  Or just don't open the door if you're not expecting anyone or don't recognize the person.

-- Edited by buttercup at 23:33, 2007-03-08
The bad thing was I was expecting someone but not the door to door.



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straight up wrote:

About twenty years ago ... I used to be a milk man .... My boss, used to run house to house twenty years before that .... According to him .... Women used to love when the milk man stopped by to make a delivery ....

Isn't that an old wives tale.



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Inside Out wrote:

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BBB ... Did you get one of thoes people that stick there foot in the door and wont go away kinda things today ?....

I feel your pain ...
No,but if I had. The person would be walking away with a bloody foot.



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BatBallandGloveGirl wrote:

Inside Out wrote:

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BBB ... Did you get one of those people that stick there foot in the door and wont go away kinda things today ?....

I feel your pain ...
No,but if I had. The person would be walking away with a bloody foot.


That sound like what I would have done ... Yep ... sure does ...

bloody nose too ...



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I've never had anyone NOT understand my "no thank you", as I closed the door. 

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WhattheFuck wrote:

I've never had anyone NOT understand my "no thank you", as I closed the door. 

Speacial attention to the underlined part above.

I find answering the door with a shotgun in hand tends to make people have other places to go.



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Yep, i simply state that i do not want to waste their valuable time and politely say no thank you and close the door. Works everytime.

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You guys are looking at this all wrong. When someone comes to your door, then everything is fair game. You can have as much fun as you like! Take one time and turn it around on them and try to sell him a picture on your wall and don’t let up about it. Make him buy it!!!!

 

Or, if it’s a official looking car or truck that pulls in then grab a gun and while he heads up the walk open your door and jump out holding the gun while just screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, with a crazy look. Then jump back in and close the door.!

 

Opportunities! Have fun it them!



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LOL .... that's a good one Eltsacon ....

I might just have to try that some time ...



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I just use my taser on them....they never come back.

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NUDITY ........

If this works ..... could not get things to work my normal way ... but we will try it anyway ....


This is the way all women should answer the door .....

NUDITY .......

http://www.yuvutu.com/index.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=5218

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Worked for me anyway .... I think they planned it .....

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woodbutcher


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eltsacon wrote:

Or, if it’s a official looking car or truck that pulls in then grab a gun and while he heads up the walk open your door and jump out holding the gun while just screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, with a crazy look. Then jump back in and close the door.!

 

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Now that is an idea that I can do!!!! We need to get together when the "nut-cases" in the suit and tie's come beating on the door! We could have a blast--literally!!




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NUDITY ........

If this works ..... could not get things to work my normal way ... but we will try it anyway ....


This is the way all women should answer the door .....

NUDITY .......

http://www.yuvutu.com/index.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=5218
Haha, I wanna become a pizza delivery boy and go and deliver to her.

Reminded me of when I was a carpet salesman, and I used to go to peoples houses to measure up for their carpets.

 



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Worked for me anyway .... I think they planned it .....
Really, I thought maybe she always had a camera pointing at her front door.

 



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