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So we are sitting in a restaurant ....   eating supper ....  When the waitress walks by and ask if I want some cool whip to go with my Cherry thingy I was having for desert ....


I said no ...  but I'll have some with yours ....


Now why is IO all pissed about that ....   Women ...

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Was IO there with you when you said it? I don't blame her for being pissed off at you.

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So we are sitting in a restaurant ....   eating supper ....  When the waitress walks by and ask if I want some cool whip to go with my Cherry thingy I was having for desert ....


I said no ...  but I'll have some with yours ....


Now why is IO all pissed about that ....   Women ...
What?  I'm sure if IO had asked for Cool Whip to go with the waitress' cherry thingy, you wouldn't have been mad, and would even have offered to watch her eat it!!  I am apalled at the unfairness.




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You're lucky that the waitress didn't smack you across the head with her tray.

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entre wrote:

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So we are sitting in a restaurant ....   eating supper ....  When the waitress walks by and ask if I want some cool whip to go with my Cherry thingy I was having for desert ....


I said no ...  but I'll have some with yours ....


Now why is IO all pissed about that ....   Women ...
What?  I'm sure if IO had asked for Cool Whip to go with the waitress' cherry thingy, you wouldn't have been mad, and would even have offered to watch her eat it!!  I am apalled at the unfairness.




You got that right honey .....     I would have even supplied the cool whip ...  leather whip ...   or any other necessary equipment needed ....



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buttercup wrote:

You're lucky that the waitress didn't smack you across the head with her tray.

 I would've loved to be a fly on the wall to see that!



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buttercup wrote:

You're lucky that the waitress didn't smack you across the head with her tray.


A truck stop waitress ....   no way ....   most of them can make me blush ....

After all ...  look who they deal with all day ..... 

My favorite line used to be .....

waitress ...   what can I get you ...

Me ...   I'm looking at it ...( looking at her  ) 

Waitress ....    on the menu .....

Me ...  put the menu on the seat next to me and tell her to have a seat ....

Makes them blush every time .... 



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... and if you could only have seen the face of the waitress after he said it ... ...

and he only wishes he even had a shot ... ... ....

and if he had only heard my conversation with the mechanic ... ...

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Inside Out wrote:

... and if you could only have seen the face of the waitress after he said it ... ...

and he only wishes he even had a shot ... ... ....

and if he had only heard my conversation with the mechanic ... ...
Ooooooooooooooo naughty IO. You go girl!!



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BatBallandGloveGirl wrote:

Inside Out wrote:

... and if you could only have seen the face of the waitress after he said it ... ...

and he only wishes he even had a shot ... ... ....

and if he had only heard my conversation with the mechanic ... ...
Ooooooooooooooo naughty IO. You go girl!!




Just like I said ....   always sticking up for IO ....



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Reminds me of time.....


I was in the restroom of a truck stop taking a piss at the urinal when this man walks in with his little boy and says  "now don't touch anything, truckers come in here!"   I thought it was funny as shit, but the "real truckers" went toe to toe with this guy.

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Drivers are away from home so much ... they can walk in and treat people just like family. After years of running. you learn to know people, just like a person you work with every day. Some you can bull shit with , others are more reserved

There's been times when every waitress in the restaurant would be around our table, laughing and cutting up ... leaving the other customers pissed for lack of service ... OH well .. maybe they should schedule their stop around mine ...

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lmfao

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straight up wrote:

waitress ... what can I get you ...

Me ... I'm looking at it ...( looking at her )

Waitress .... on the menu .....

Me ... put the menu on the seat next to me and tell her to have a seat ....

Makes them blush every time ....


Nice!

Must remember this one, could come in handy some time.



-- Edited by sparky at 19:20, 2007-02-27

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sparky wrote:

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waitress ... what can I get you ...

Me ... I'm looking at it ...( looking at her )

Waitress .... on the menu .....

Me ... put the menu on the seat next to me and tell her to have a seat ....

Makes them blush every time ....


Nice!

Must remember this one, could come in handy some time.



-- Edited by sparky at 19:20, 2007-02-27

I've known a few drivers to spend the night in places other then their truck with that one ...



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straight up wrote:

sparky wrote:

straight up wrote:

waitress ... what can I get you ...

Me ... I'm looking at it ...( looking at her )

Waitress .... on the menu .....

Me ... put the menu on the seat next to me and tell her to have a seat ....

Makes them blush every time ....


Nice!

Must remember this one, could come in handy some time.



-- Edited by sparky at 19:20, 2007-02-27

I've known a few drivers to spend the night in places other then their truck with that one ...


Oh yeah ... which ones .... .... you better say "Gator" or "Gambler" ... or someone else .... .... ...



-- Edited by Inside Out at 00:04, 2007-02-28

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Inside Out wrote:

straight up wrote:

sparky wrote:

straight up wrote:

waitress ... what can I get you ...

Me ... I'm looking at it ...( looking at her )

Waitress .... on the menu .....

Me ... put the menu on the seat next to me and tell her to have a seat ....

Makes them blush every time ....


Nice!

Must remember this one, could come in handy some time.



-- Edited by sparky at 19:20, 2007-02-27

I've known a few drivers to spend the night in places other then their truck with that one ...


Oh yeah ... which ones .... .... you better say "Gator" or "Gambler" ... or someone else .... .... ...



-- Edited by Inside Out at 00:04, 2007-02-28

Ahh  ,,,Ahh    squirm ,,,,   mmm    Mud lap ...  ahh   yea  ...  and The Wall Mart Kid ...  yea   ...  they did it ....  but I wasn't with them  .....    no way ... Ahhh  ,,,   yea ..  aaahh  ..   Nickademos told me about it ...  that's How I know ....  I always stayed with Sun Dance ...    you know ...   away from those other troulbe makers .....   whew .....  I swear baby .....



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Doesn't anybody have normal names in trucking?  I mean like "Tom" or "Fred"?

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... LOL ...

entre ... I haven't met anyone normal yet... and that all depends on what you call normal in trucking ...



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entre wrote:

Doesn't anybody have normal names in trucking?  I mean like "Tom" or "Fred"?


Yea ...   I know ...  sounds like we was sitting in front of a computer all night chatting with some friends on an Internet forum somewhere.....



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