> Having mom to dinner...
>
> Brian invited his mother over for dinner.  During the course of
> the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
Brian's
> 'roommate', Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious
of a
> relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more
> curious.
>
> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
> she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than
> met the eye.
>
> Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you
> must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
>
> About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since
> your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
> silver gravy ladle.
>
> You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
>
> Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just
> to be sure...
>
> So he sat down and wrote:
> _______________________________
>
> Dear Mom,
>
> I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the
> house,
> I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.
> But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you
> were here for dinner.
>
> Love, Brian
> ___________________________________
>
> Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother
> that read:
> ___________________________________
>
> Dear Son,
>
> I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not
> saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.
>
> But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own
> bed, she
> would have found the gravy ladle by now.
>
> Love, Mom
> ___________________________________
>
> LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!