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Quote for the day:


'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, 
she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, 
she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and 
enlarges what is given to her.'


So - if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of shit.
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.


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Sound advice IO! Especially the last 2 lines.

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LMAO....so that's why Econ is always swimmin in shit!

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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Martin Mull (1943 - )

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)


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Inside every older lady is a younger lady....wondering what the hell happened!!!???
~ Cora Harvey Armstrong

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