So my little bird has finally flown the nest ... He is out there wheeling and dealing .... making his way through a ever changing path ... and doing quite well at it I think ...
But .. IO and myself now find our selves lost .... So much of our lives have been dealing with him fighting us on every little point ... So what do we do with all the empty time ...
Today we decided that to a point ... we are just lost ... what to do now ...
Wake up each day and go out on the back porch and flip off the world. And if I feel frisky, I might just drop my drawers and moon the world for good measure!
WHATEVER I WANT.
Start a hobby. Something you can start and never quite finish and not have to worry about someone messing with it!
Lay money everywhere and notice what it is like for shit to not just come up missing.
Turn the TV up real loud once in a while. THEN, just shut it off for no reason and listen to the dead silence that has never been there before!
Start arguing with yourself. It will fill in the gap and you will always win!
Paint a room you arent using anymore. Like, red, white, and blue with yellow poke-a-dots. Something really fucked up. And notice how weird it is that no one notices or cares!
Watch what YOU want to on TV. WHEN you WANT to.
GO SOMEWHERE at a drop of a pin. (I know you are sick of driving but the idea is that you dont have to worry about planning as much and it will make it all much better.
Get on our roof once a week and dance some weird dance!Let the neighbors think you have lost it. Fucking with neighbors is an endless stream of entertainment. And you can turn it on and off whenever you want!
I turned my son's room into a gym - treadmill, elliptical and pull-up bar. (Not that I can do a pull-up - I use it to stretch my back.) I have a tv, and a little fridge and microwave in there too.
Sadly, I do very few things now that I didn't do before he moved out. Maybe I can use some of these ideas.
Wake up each day and go out on the back porch and flip off the world. And if I feel frisky, I might just drop my drawers and moon the world for good measure!
WHATEVER I WANT.
Start a hobby. Something you can start and never quite finish and not have to worry about someone messing with it!
Lay money everywhere and notice what it is like for shit to not just come up missing.
Turn the TV up real loud once in a while. THEN, just shut it off for no reason and listen to the dead silence that has never been there before!
Start arguing with yourself. It will fill in the gap and you will always win!
Paint a room you arent using anymore. Like, red, white, and blue with yellow poke-a-dots. Something really fucked up. And notice how weird it is that no one notices or cares!
Watch what YOU want to on TV. WHEN you WANT to.
GO SOMEWHERE at a drop of a pin. (I know you are sick of driving but the idea is you dont have to worry about planning as much and it make it all much better.
Get on our roof once a week and dance some weird dance!Let the neighbors think you have lost it. Fucking with neighbors is an endless stream of entertainment. And you can turn it on and off whenever you want!
Well, I am sorry to say that I dont do much of that anymore. Now that I got the old neighbors either under control, or moved out, I have little problems and actually like them.
However, the last one that use to be next to us was the worst. Hes the one I ended up shooting his dog. Needless to say, that didnt go over well, so it started a psychological warfare. He would run a 4 wheeler on our side of his property at mid-night without an exhaust, and I would load the windows in my house with speakers and blare songs like, My dead dog rover, and Dead puppies.
LOL...I remember that! .... Nothing funnier than hearing the song "dead puppies" after shooting the neighbors dog (it tried to eat me people...not like we just did it for $hits and giggles).....
That song had to REALLY help his mental state too.... ROFLOL
.... Nothing funnier than hearing the song "dead puppies" after shooting the neighbors dog (it tried to eat me people...not like we just did it for $hits and giggles).....
