The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back
a Semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him The jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like
This--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left
Hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with
her Left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then
With her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both Hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing  it between her
knees, but Still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

What were you thinking........? Get your mind out of the gutter!!!!