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Beer Please

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SO I go to get a hair cut today .... at my normal shop in town shop ... when I get there it's got a new owner ...

I draw this Chinese guy and he ask what I want ...


I tell him leave a half inch on top loose the curls in back and just trim the beard ... I'm trying to grow it longer .....

So the moron takes my beard out .... and trims about a quarter inch of the top and the back ...

IO and me both tried to get him to understand the length and all he would do is smile and say ...yes ... half inch ... half inch .....

Now every time IO looks at me she starts to cry ... My beard was so sexy ...... I'm thinking about getting me a set of clippers and just starting from scratch .....


If you can't speak English ... go to fuck home .....

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The beard will soon grow back, but clippers are the way to go if you have short hair.

I was being served by a chinese lady in a store and I wanted headache tablets that were behind the counter, I could not get through to her no matter how much I raised my voice, so I gave up, paid for my beers and walked out.

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Maybe I'm stereotyping, but at least Chinese people seem to always be polite while they're not understanding you, so I have a hard time getting mad at them.

Of course, who knows what they say about you after you leave.

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SU is soo sad ... he took months to grow his beard ... and it was looking nice ...

the blade that I saw ... that the guy showed me ... would have ... I thought ... left it at least 2 to 2 1/2 inches long ... but he must have taken off that much instead ...

And SU wanted his hair cut short ... and the guy must have only taken off 1/4 of an inch ... instead of leaving it 1/2 inch long ...

I tried to tell the guy ... I took some of SU's hair in my hand and held it like he was holding it to cut ... only I held it closer to SU's head ... and told the guy 1/2 inch left ...

He just smiled and said yeah ... yeah ...

All I could do was look at him and sigh ...

and all I hear now is "Quit Looking at Me" .... "Don't Look at Me" ...

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Snickers

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SU, you should know that IO loves you no matter what you look like.

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entre wrote:

SU, you should know that IO loves you no matter what you look like.



What she said. smile

 



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