Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients
to operate on.


The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered."


The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them are color coded."


The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them are in alphabetical order."


The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over."


But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
the
head and the ass are interchangeable.