Terrible Tommy's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Tommy's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Terrible Tommy's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get punished severely when they came back home.
Terrible Tommy told his dad he understood completely.
When Tommy looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Tommy."
Terrible Tommy said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied,"we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
That's great," said Terrible Tommy, "cuz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses".
