I'm getting some work done on my truck today ....  Figure while I'm here I'll see about changing some filters ..... 

So I ask ... How much are the oil filters ....  The guy looks at the ones on my truck, disappears for a minute ,   then tells me eleven dollars a piece ...   Installed ...

Cool ..  knock it out ...  

So  I pay my bill ....  get fourteen dollars in change ....   then she hands me the receipt and I look it over ...

Twenty two dollars a piece for the eleven dollar filters .....


So I ask and she tells me ...   Thats the price ...  you have to pay it ...

So I say ...   If you went to the store and had a fifty dollar tire put on would you be happy paying a hundred bucks for it .... 

Any way ...  Round and round we go ...   Store manger is not in so I get the manger out of the tire department in on it ....  Ask a few questions ....calls the store manger ....end result ....  I get twenty two dollars back ....

You would think ....

After she serves three other drivers ...  she gets back to me ...
ten minutes to do the refund and she lays six dollars in front of me ...

I ask ...  whats this ...  
It's your change she says ...
I though I was getting twenty two dollars back ...

She explains ...  I gave you the other fourteen ( my change )when you paid the bill earlier ...

AAAAAGGGHHHHH  ,.....

I'm thinking either your the dumbest bitch I ever met or your trying to fuck me out of some cash here ...

Round and round some more ....  till the tire manger walks back in ....

I start explaining math to him when she shoves him out of the way and comes up with a twenty to dollar bill for me .....

Me thinks she was trying to rip me off ...

She lucky though ....  The next question I had for her was why the hell I was charged twenty bucks for a gallon of oil that should have cost ten ....\

Good thing for her I was out of time and needed to go load ...